Friday, December 26, 2008

Dreams, Pt. 2- Weird Cereal

I had a dream last night that I was in a store like Target that carried stuff for the home and groceries. I went to the cereal isle, and there, where the Cheerios were, next to regular Cheerios and Frosted Cheerios and Honey-Nut Cheerios, were several boxes of Special Limited Edition Ted Nugent Wango Tango Honey-Nut Cheerios. No, I'm not making this up, I actually dreamt this. I remember seeing this in my dream and thinking that this is the strangest cereal I've ever seen. I don't remember the rest of the dream...I probably bought a box, I don't know. I have no idea why I dreamt that...I'm not even that much of a Nugent fan, and I haven't heard any of his songs in a long time. I only had one glass of wine before going to bed,too. I wish I had Photoshop, so I could re-create the box I saw on the shelves in my dreams. It had the picture from his Weekend Warriors album on the box for some reason. Now, I understand he sellls jerky, which makes sense since he's an avid hunter. But Cheerios? Sometimes I think my brain is a) irreperably damaged, or b) working too hard to make me laugh in my dreams. Either that, or if this dream has some deep meaning or is full of signs and portents, they're too obscure and whacky for me to decipher.

I hope you all are having a great holiday week. Pleasant (or weird) dreams.


Virginia Lady said...

I like your dream so much better than mine. I keep dreaming about filthy, disgusting bathrooms that are too dirty to even consider using. Yes, I usually have to use the bathroom when I wake up.

Scott said...

V.L., I have to deal with that in real life almost every time I travel through the great state of Texas! Bucky's is the only place I've ever stopped that has clean restrooms.

Heff said...

Dude ! You need to get a "StrangleHold" on your dreams !

I'd hate for you to get "Paralyzed" after dreaming about a shitty cereal !

Eating Krappy food in a bowl could lead to "Cat Scratch Fever" !

I mean, C'mon - Don't get "Tied Up In Love" over a dream !

Uncle Ted kills SO many animals, there's GOT to be a high fat content to that cereal. I'd hate for you to get "Thunder Thighs".

If you ate too much, your wife could become "Little Miss Dangerous" !

Jesus, I'd LOVE to continue this comment, but I may end up in a "State Of Shock" if I do !

By the way, who's Ted Nugent ?, LMAO !!!

Charles Gramlich said...

Wango tango cereal. Now there's something I could sink my teeth into.

Scott said...

Heff, I'd guess you could call that a "Scream Dream", LOL!

Charles, I think I would buy a box if I ever saw it in waking life.

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